On a Football Pitch not so far far away, in a League not so different from the Premiership. An evil Empire had taken over a once free Division, but in the far reaches of the Galaxy in a town called Toulouse there was one last hope for Football…
A young boy has been sent to find some new Robots for his youth team.
Boy – Ahhh, this Droid will do! What’s your name?
Droid - I am Send3PO from Switzerland, I am fluent in over 6 forms of communication. What is your name Sir?
Boy – Gael Skywalker Toulouse born and bread, who’s that robot following from behind you?
Send3PO – That is MathieuD2, a hard working Defensive Mid-Droid.
Gael – He’s a fiery little fellow!
Back at Gaels House
Gael – What’s wrong with MathieuD2?
Send3PO – He’s been babbling on about a Princess who plays beautiful football and how she needs to find a Manager called Arsben Kenobi.(a video of wonderfully timed passes and great long shots is beamed from MathieuD2)
Gael – Wow what great vision. I wonder if he means old Monsieur Kenobi, who lives on the outskirts of Highbury?
Later at Monsieur’s house
Gael – Where are we?
Monsieur Kenobi – You were attacked my some Russian Sand people, you’re lucky to be alive.
Gael – I was on my way to see you anyway Monsieur! This droid keeps on going on about an Arsben Kenobi I was wondering if you new him?
Monsieur Kenobi – I haven’t heard that name for a long time.
Gael – So you do know him?
Monsieur Kenobi – Yes of course I know him, he’s me! That was name when I was Arsenal Manager.
Gael – You Managed for Arsenal?!?
Monsieur Kenobi – Actually I was manager for over a decade, we played using the Force.
Gael – What is ‘the Force’?
Monsieur Kenobi – The force is extinct now, with all teams playing 'Hoof-ball'. The ‘Force’ is a style of beautiful football, played at a high tempo with quick passing and movement, this is the weapon of an Arsenal Player (hands over a football). This was your predecessors ball, before he was killed.
Gael – You knew my predecessor?
Monsieur Kenobi - I trained him and gave him his Chance in Football. He was a great Left-Back highly gifted in the ‘Force’, until he was destroyed by master of the ‘Dark-Side’, Darth Cashole.
Gael – What’s the ‘Dark-Side’?
Monsieur Kenobi – It’s a style of "Winning" Football that cost’s at least £50m a season to maintain, never underestimate the power of the Dark-Side of the Force!.. Gael you must come with me to find the Princess.
Gael – Sure I’d love to find her and play some decent football!
Later In a Rich/Corrupt part of London, South-West of Highbury Gael, Arsben, 3PO and Mathieu are being chased by the Imperial Russian Guard.
Monsieur Kenobi – These are not the Footballers you are looking for, move on.
Imperial Guardski - These are not the Footballers we are looking for, move on.
Gael – What did you do?
Monsieur Kenobi – Gave him £20, these Imperials will do anything for money.
To be Continued...
