Premwars – A New Hope

On a Football Pitch not so far far away, in a League not so different from the Premiership. An evil Empire had taken over a once free Division, but in the far reaches of the Galaxy in a town called Toulouse there was one last hope for Football…

A young boy has been sent to find some new Robots for his youth team.

Boy – Ahhh, this Droid will do! What’s your name?

Droid - I am Send3PO from Switzerland, I am fluent in over 6 forms of communication. What is your name Sir?

Boy – Gael Skywalker Toulouse born and bread, who’s that robot following from behind you?

Send3PO – That is MathieuD2, a hard working Defensive Mid-Droid.

Gael – He’s a fiery little fellow!

Back at Gaels House

Gael – What’s wrong with MathieuD2?

Send3PO – He’s been babbling on about a Princess who plays beautiful football and how she needs to find a Manager called Arsben Kenobi.(a video of wonderfully timed passes and great long shots is beamed from MathieuD2)

Gael – Wow what great vision. I wonder if he means old Monsieur Kenobi, who lives on the outskirts of Highbury?

Later at Monsieur’s house

Gael – Where are we?

Monsieur Kenobi – You were attacked my some Russian Sand people, you’re lucky to be alive.

Gael – I was on my way to see you anyway Monsieur! This droid keeps on going on about an Arsben Kenobi I was wondering if you new him?

Monsieur Kenobi – I haven’t heard that name for a long time.

Gael – So you do know him?

Monsieur Kenobi – Yes of course I know him, he’s me! That was name when I was Arsenal Manager.

Gael – You Managed for Arsenal?!?

Monsieur Kenobi – Actually I was manager for over a decade, we played using the Force.

Gael – What is ‘the Force’?

Monsieur Kenobi – The force is extinct now, with all teams playing 'Hoof-ball'. The ‘Force’ is a style of beautiful football, played at a high tempo with quick passing and movement, this is the weapon of an Arsenal Player (hands over a football). This was your predecessors ball, before he was killed.

Gael – You knew my predecessor?

Monsieur Kenobi - I trained him and gave him his Chance in Football. He was a great Left-Back highly gifted in the ‘Force’, until he was destroyed by master of the ‘Dark-Side’, Darth Cashole.

Gael – What’s the ‘Dark-Side’?

Monsieur Kenobi – It’s a style of "Winning" Football that cost’s at least £50m a season to maintain, never underestimate the power of the Dark-Side of the Force!.. Gael you must come with me to find the Princess.

Gael – Sure I’d love to find her and play some decent football!

Later In a Rich/Corrupt part of London, South-West of Highbury Gael, Arsben, 3PO and Mathieu are being chased by the Imperial Russian Guard.

Monsieur Kenobi – These are not the Footballers you are looking for, move on.

Imperial Guardski - These are not the Footballers we are looking for, move on.

Gael – What did you do?

Monsieur Kenobi – Gave him £20, these Imperials will do anything for money.

To be Continued...